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Kingdom Hearts Llama Song 1

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Here's a Sora,
There's a Sora,
And another clueless Sora.
Merman Sora,
Vampire Sora,
Sora, Sora,
Duck. *Donald*

Sora, Sora,
Heartless Sora.
Model, *Auron figure*
Flower, *Marluxia*
Dragon, *Maleficient dragon*
Sora.
Sora, Sora,
Hades, *Hades* (Me: Duh...)
Sora,
Sora, Sora,
Duck.

Sora wields a keyblade,
Roxas wields them too.
And I really wonder if
His shoe size's fifty two.
He travels in a Gummi Ship;
His friends he tries to find,
But that doesn't explain why
He cried when Vexen died.

Have you ever seen a Sora,
Getting 'lectrocuted, Sora.
Make a face distorted, Sora.
Sora, Sora,
Duck.

Flying Sora,
Pwn'ed Sora,
Wished he had more health now, Sora.
Naïve Sora,
Not bright Sora,
Sora, Goofy,
Duck.

At the end of KH one
Sora found his girl,
But he wanted Riku too--
Do you want some Earl? (Everyone: WTF?! 0_0U) (Show Luxord with tea pot...)
Not that I want to promote
hot Riku Sora Yaoi...
I just question why he only
cried for his pal. (Kairi: What about me?!)

Sleeping Sora,
Yawning Sora,
What the hell just happened, Sora.
Dancing 'round in circles, Sora.
Sora, Goofy,
Duck.

Sora, Sora,
Pluto,
Sora.
Feathers,
Mage,
Explosions,
Sora.
OMG! So much! (Show 1000 Heartless battle)
Quick! Sora!
Sora, Sora,
Duck.

Thanks to react commands,
Sora's still alive.
Not to mention one where
he hits Demyx with a light! *Gasp*
Sora's got a simple mind.
That's why he needs a guide.
(Someone go and choke him,
The kid cheered when Xemmy died!)

Have you ever seen a Sora
Getting sick of Roxas, Sora.
Use their weapons 'gainst them, Sora!
Sora, Sora,
Duck.

Angry Sora,
Surprised Sora.
Insulting people's bad now, Sora.
He deserved that meteor! Sora,
Sora, Sora,
Duck.

The nobodies are gone now, *sniff*
Sora killed them all. *sniff*
He all made them disappeared *sniff*
Up in jet black smokes. *Trumpet nose blow...*
When they breathed their last few lines,
He hardly even cared!
(That's why I keep saying
That kid likes a massacre!)

Sora's evil! Sora's evil!
Sora's evil! Sora's evil!
No really, the kid is evil!
Evil!
Evil Duck! *Scrooge* (Me:HUH?! Donald: WTF?!)
This is what you get with me getting addicted to the story line, and getting bored at 3am in the morning, high on sleeplessness...

Warning: contains character bashing...almost literally...

Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts, nor the Llama song... If I did own Kingdom Hearts...everyone in Organization XIII will get their hearts, and Sora would wear normal sized shoes...

Enjoy, and don't kill me...
BTW, anything that is in italics is not part of the lyrics. They may either be pictures for your imagination, or reactions as I sing this song...Anything that is not italized, but has these ** around them means sound effects.

PS Will continue with other characters...just wait for it...
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ShadowKalia21's avatar
Awesome! Just flipping awesome! :D