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Kingdom Hearts Llama Song 4

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Once again a bit of a hiatus…but it was for UBC, and now that’s paid off…guess I should spend sometime on this now…

Disclaimer: Do not own Kingdom Hearts, because if I did, I’ll throw in some other worlds other then just Disney…and make the whole thing a lot more complicated, because I art the QUEEN OF COMPLICATIONS—okay…back to the song...

Warning: general KH bashing ahead. May induce ROFL and pain. You have been warned!


The Keyblade Song

Here's a Keyblade,
There's a Keyblade,
And another shiny Keyblade.
Useful… Keyblade?
Yeah, right…
Keyblade,
Keyblade, Keyblade,
Pot. (All: HUH? Me: You’ll see in a sec!)

Keyblade, Keyblade,
Wielding Keyblade.
Sock-‘em-boopers practice!
Keyblade.
Attached with cool keychains,
Keyblade,
Keyblade, Keyblade,
Tree!

You ask what a Keyblade is,
Well it is really simple.
It’s just a really big key,
A lot grander than normal.
You ask what’s it for,
Well, I’m not really sure…
You can lock some doors with it,
As well as smack some poor—

(Sora: *ahem*
Me: What?
Sora: Are you vouching for the heartless and nobodies? *threatens with Keyblade*
Me: em…..no? *innocent smile*)


Have you ever seen a Keyblade—
Okay, more like lots of  Keyblades.
Why are there so many of them?
I thought there was only…
One?

Keyblades that chose Sora, Keyblades.
Keyblade that chose Riku, Keyblade…
Keyblade loaned to Kairi—
The hell?
Keyblades,
…Sparkling lights!

Some keyblades are well designed,
(but they don’t look like keys!)
And strangely they can cut,
Even with no edge.
It must really hurt, to be
Stabbed by one of those.
But I guess it’s better than
Being tied up with a hose.

(Me: Pinky’s had some misha—
Marly: HEY!
Me: What? Oh com’on, it’s his season!
Marly: Still!
Random whisper: You can’t be seme forever!
Marly: *blush* SHUT UP!)


Ouchies, Keyblades!
Death by Keyblade!
Release shiny pink hearts!
Keyblade.
Here’s a whole graveyard of Keyblades!
“Die you heartless scum!” (Me: How harsh!)

Keyblade, Keyblade.
Decorations.
Release bumblebees now, Keyblade!
Loss of dignity by Keyblade…
SEIZURE INDUCING LIGHTS!

What the heck was Squeenix on?
Why we must suffer so?
From these strange weapon usage,
And ridiculous S.E.s
They can come from anywhere,
Like that bloody train!
Poor dear Squeenix suffers
Bad influences from Disney.

Keyblades come from strange things, such as
Poor old Axel’s dead soul, Keyblade…
No one likes M.I.C Keyblade
Because it’s….M.I.C! (me: aka Made in China XD)

Eggnog,
Keyblade,
Wool socks,
Keyblade,
Lots of coal in pockets,
Keyblade,
Milk and Cookies,
TAG WITH KEYBLADE!
OH MY GOD THE PAIN!!!!!!!

Apparently there are people,
Know as Keyblade masters.
Somehow I must pity them,
And wish them better lives.
I mean, com’on, guys,
Spare a little heart!
(Who the heck would master
Honey pots and Bumblebees?)

Which keyblade to use now? Keyblade.
Maybe this one?
Maybe that one?
Heck! Let’s forget Keyblades, Sora!
LET’S USE ANTIFORM! (Sora: No! That sucks!)

Keyblades are real strangy, keyblades,
They can block light sabers, keyblades,
Lucas will frown on this, keyblade,
Wrappings,
Ribbons,
Cards.

By the end of KH2,
We still don’t get these things.
Where do they come from?
What do they really need?
(They must be scary aliens,
They want all our bases!) Since
I have no more poetic lines,
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!

Not as ramdom, I know…but I’ve been working on some other things… So…Take this as a X’mas filler for the llama series…
Expect more ROFL goodness once we return to the characters…Mwahahahahaha!
KH troup: OH THE HORROR!!!!!

Special thanks to: Brian, for inspirations, information and insights regarding the elusive keyblades!
As a gift, we shall have Vexen pole dance— *SNOWBALLROLLED!*AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh…………*fads*

…A happy heart-warming Merry Christmas! :D

Xemnas:…
Me:…Um…oh…right…
Xemnas: *dejection* T_T
Me:…Um…Saix as bellywarmer?
Saix: D:<!
Xemnas: >:D! *molests*
An X'mas filler, sort of...
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berrybluearia's avatar
You should try Roxas...I'm curious of what you would come up with XD